W1 Curfew: Simulation Room

[sootprints]

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[doublefists]

Went to summer camp. Met God.

[ as you do ]

[sarkazm]

God's such a dick.

[doublefists]

No kidding.

[sootprints]

[ a quiet nod. ]

[foreverphantom]

Wait. Really?

[doublefists]

Yeah. The devil too.

[foreverphantom]

Huh. I was about to ask if you were somehow in the place I've been living, but the devil being there kinda rules that out.

[doublefists]

I've got no idea where it was.

[foreverphantom]

Was it like, a forested campsite?

[doublefists]

Sort of. There were sirens everywhere.

[foreverphantom]

...like, the warning signal kind, or the mythological creature kind?

[toxicate]

God? Just the one?

They had a gun?

[doublefists]

No. That was my ex. She had a gun.

[sootprints]

[ she looks up in surprise at that. ]

[doublefists]

[ help SURPRISE

shrugs helplessly. what can you do. sometimes the yuri is toxic. ]

[feytality]

[ also looks up in surprise at that ]

[doublefists]

[ why are you surprised ]

[feytality]

[ well maybe horror is more like it ]

[doublefists]

[ oh that's fair tbh ]

[feytality]

Y-Your ex did that?

[ aaa ]

[doublefists]

Actually not even the worst thing she's done. It's fine.

[feytality]

T-That's the opposite of fine!

[ are you okay. like. in general ]

[sarkazm]

Oh, that's why no snipers...

[doublefists]

[ KSDFJK HELP YEAH THAT'S EXACTLY WHY

vi makes the :ben: face ]

[toxicate]

[ god. never fall in love kids ]

That must have been a really bad breakup.