sootprints | W1 Curfew: Simulation Room

[ no steppy but he's coming to check on her. crouches down ]

You're being a hazard to yourself and others like this.

Eat me. You try standing up with a bunch of bullets in your back.

[ grouchily. not very seriously. ]

... they're still in there? Not enough time for the defibrillator to remove them, I suppose.

I don't think they're actually in there still, Hulkenberg got them.

[ probably ]

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[ "probably"....... ]

I didn't bring my kit anyway. Lying down like this will actually feel worse, though. You need to be upright with support at the base of your spine.

[ mutters, rudely: ]

Did I ask...

[ also does not move i'm sorry she sucks ]

[ the attitude he gets for actually trying to be helpful for once smh. isn't going to move her though. ]

What happened, anyway?

Went to summer camp. Met God.

[ as you do ]

God's such a dick.

No kidding.

[ a quiet nod. ]

Wait. Really?

Yeah. The devil too.

Huh. I was about to ask if you were somehow in the place I've been living, but the devil being there kinda rules that out.

I've got no idea where it was.

Was it like, a forested campsite?

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God? Just the one?

They had a gun?

No. That was my ex. She had a gun.

[ she looks up in surprise at that. ]

[ help SURPRISE

shrugs helplessly. what can you do. sometimes the yuri is toxic. ]

[ also looks up in surprise at that ]

[ why are you surprised ]

[ KSDFJK HELP YEAH THAT'S EXACTLY WHY

vi makes the :ben: face ]

[ god. never fall in love kids ]

That must have been a really bad breakup.