W1 Curfew: Simulation Room

[sootprints]

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[doublefists]

Eat me. You try standing up with a bunch of bullets in your back.

[ grouchily. not very seriously. ]

[toxicate]

... they're still in there? Not enough time for the defibrillator to remove them, I suppose.

[doublefists]

I don't think they're actually in there still, Hulkenberg got them.

[ probably ]

[toxicate]

[ "probably"....... ]

I didn't bring my kit anyway. Lying down like this will actually feel worse, though. You need to be upright with support at the base of your spine.

[doublefists]

[ mutters, rudely: ]

Did I ask...

[ also does not move i'm sorry she sucks ]

[toxicate]

[ the attitude he gets for actually trying to be helpful for once smh. isn't going to move her though. ]

What happened, anyway?

[doublefists]

Went to summer camp. Met God.

[ as you do ]

[sarkazm]

God's such a dick.

[doublefists]

No kidding.

[sootprints]

[ a quiet nod. ]

[foreverphantom]

Wait. Really?

[doublefists]

Yeah. The devil too.

[foreverphantom]

Huh. I was about to ask if you were somehow in the place I've been living, but the devil being there kinda rules that out.

[doublefists]

I've got no idea where it was.

[foreverphantom]

Was it like, a forested campsite?

[toxicate]

God? Just the one?

They had a gun?

[doublefists]

No. That was my ex. She had a gun.

[sootprints]

[ she looks up in surprise at that. ]

[doublefists]

[ help SURPRISE

shrugs helplessly. what can you do. sometimes the yuri is toxic. ]

[feytality]

[ also looks up in surprise at that ]

[doublefists]

[ why are you surprised ]

[feytality]

[ well maybe horror is more like it ]

[sarkazm]

Oh, that's why no snipers...

[doublefists]

[ KSDFJK HELP YEAH THAT'S EXACTLY WHY

vi makes the :ben: face ]

[toxicate]

[ god. never fall in love kids ]

That must have been a really bad breakup.